Marriage Quotes

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Will Cuppy

Home, Wife, Married

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson

Heart, Wife, She

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman

Love, After, Married

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand

Wife, Thought, She

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr

Love, Time, Home

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
Alphonse Karr

Love, Beautiful, End

When I get married, it'll be no secret.
Elvis Presley

Secret, Married

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
E. W. Howe

Anniversary, Wait, Tell

Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.
Samuel Richardson

Friendship, Time, Happy

Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.
John Boehner

Family, American, Protecting

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond

Love, Married, Baby

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams

Getting, Married

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.
Ann Landers

Happy, Lovely, Sunset

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
Patrice Leconte

Anniversary, Married, Generation

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.
Stephanie Mills

Single, Enjoy, Married

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
Gerald Brenan

Happy, Husband, Wife

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden

Time, Happy, Everything

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.
Jack Kingston

Nature, Perfect, Laws

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard

Woman, Give, Find

A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Love, Happy, Song

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
Jean de la Bruyere

Seems, Proper, Rank

Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.
Yoko Ono

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.
David Byrne

Happy, Wanted, Guess

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson

Girl, After, Treat

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
Helen Gahagan

Nothing, Place, Earth

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