I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Paul Lynde

My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Paul Lynde

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
Paul Lynde

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
Paul Lynde