There are never enough I Love You's.
Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
Lenny Bruce

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
Lenny Bruce

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Lenny Bruce

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
Lenny Bruce