A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Helen Rowland

You will never win if you never begin.
Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Helen Rowland

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland