Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
George Jean Nathan

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
George Jean Nathan

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
George Jean Nathan

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
George Jean Nathan

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
George Jean Nathan

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan