A book is a gift you can open again and again.
Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Garrison Keillor

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
Garrison Keillor

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.
Garrison Keillor

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison Keillor

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
Garrison Keillor