Bill Maher Quotes

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.
Bill Maher

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Bill Maher

Bill Maher Quotes
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		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 20, 1956 Amazon: Bill Maher on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
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