Andy Rooney Quotes

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes
		The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: January 14, 1919 Amazon: Andy Rooney on Amazon	Related Authors: Erma Bombeck Glenn Beck Hunter S. Thompson Ann Coulter Paul Harvey Dave Barry Walter Cronkite Ambrose Bierce
		Select Andy Rooney Quotations: I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Andy Rooney If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney
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