Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching.
Thomas Jefferson

You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
Muhammad Ali

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma Bombeck

I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy.
Anais Nin

The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.
Michael Jackson

Big Brother is watching you.
George Orwell

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen

Life is not a spectator sport. If you're going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion you're wasting your life.
Jackie Robinson

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney

Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Josh Billings

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David Letterman

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton Berle

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.
Lee Trevino

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.
Conan O'Brien

Good music comes out of people playing together, knowing what they want to do and going for it. You have to sweat over it and bug it to death. You can't do it by pushing buttons and watching a TV screen.
Keith Richards

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook