Ugly Quotes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

Morning, Drunk, May

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde

Good, Beautiful

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

Crazy, Said, Opinion

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx

Great, History, Sex

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
Oscar Wilde

Beautiful, Object, Conditions

Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.
William Shakespeare

Adversity, Sweet, Head

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Eminem

Stupid, Dumb, Smell

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Muhammad Ali

Life, Face, Wild

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right; and, again, making all crime mean and ugly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men, Blessed, Mean

Nothing is beautiful, only man: on this piece of naivete rests all aesthetics, it is the first truth of aesthetics. Let us immediately add its second: nothing is ugly but degenerate man - the domain of aesthetic judgment is therewith defined.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Truth, Beautiful, Nothing

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Bad, Made, Find

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Charlie Sheen

Time, Children, Stupidity

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.
John Stuart Mill

War, Feeling, Nothing

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Frank Zappa

Enough, Sometimes, Write

Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.
Frank Sinatra

Rock, Desperate, Hear

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

God, Said, Beat

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

Mother, Used, Shot

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra

Face, Anyone, Hit

DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience.
Bill Gates

Experience, Users, Interferes

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Erich Fromm

Nature, Beautiful, Human

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield

Mother, Born, Doctor

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Ambrose Bierce

Beautiful, Everything, Optimism

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore de Balzac

Love, Stupid, Woman

What would be ugly in a garden constitutes beauty in a mountain.
Victor Hugo

Beauty, Mountain, Garden

The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.
Victor Hugo

Beautiful, Thousand, Type

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.
Kevyn Aucoin

Life, Heart, Short

Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
Victor Hugo

Humanity, Made, Hell

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
Eric Hoffer

Greatest, Evil, Emptiness

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.
Drew Barrymore

Beautiful, Start, Everyone

War is so unjust and ugly that all who wage it must try to stifle the voice of conscience within themselves.
Leo Tolstoy

War, Try, Conscience

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