Stupid Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Wise, Advice, Word

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Benjamin Franklin

Work, Hard, Born

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blessings, Friends, Old

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

Girl, Stand, Glamorous

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell

Doubt, Trouble, Full

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne

Life, Tough, Tougher

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell

Hard, Wrong, Decisions

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne

Life, Hard, Harder

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

Time, Smart, Ask

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
Oscar Wilde

Whenever, Motives, Noblest

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Eminem

Ugly, Dumb, Smell

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.
Katharine Hepburn

Regret, Sense, Everyone

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
Chanakya

Person, Books, Mirror

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
Eminem

Here, Kids, Baby

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart Mill

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Women, Men, Stupidity

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Experience, Wise, Reason

Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.
Marilyn Monroe

Love, Men, Past

Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
Marilyn Monroe

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
George Bernard Shaw

Duty, Ashamed, Declares

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Voltaire

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George Bernard Shaw

Dangerous, Unless, Sincere

We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our pocket, we don't allow it to motivate us to do stupid acquisitions. And so I think that we'd like to continue to keep our powder dry, because we do feel that there are one or more strategic opportunities in the future.
Steve Jobs

Future, Strong, Keep

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire

Enough, Succeed

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell

Education, Men, Made

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers

Nothing, Him, Off

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz

Wise, Forget, Forgive

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Jane Austen

Good, Person, Gentleman

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
Victor Hugo

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