Soccer Quotes

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
Mitch Hedberg

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
Mike Ditka

God, Play, Wanted

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.
Johan Cruijff

Simple, Play, Difficult

As a soccer player, I wanted an FA Cup winner's medal. As an actor you want an Oscar. As a chef it's three-Michelin's stars, there's no greater than that. So pushing yourself to the extreme creates a lot of pressure and a lot of excitement, and more importantly, it shows on the plate.
Gordon Ramsay

Yourself, Wanted, Winner

How could you have a soccer team if all were goalkeepers? How would it be an orchestra if all were French horns?
Desmond Tutu

Team, Orchestra, French

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.
Lady Gaga

Husband, Team, Kids

Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death, except more important.
Bill Shankly

Life, Death, Important

Oh, I can't play soccer, and I'm not a great swimmer. I won't drown, but you won't see me doing laps in a pool.
Michelle Obama

Great, Play, Won

I really want to try soccer after I retire because I've watched football over the years and I think I could be a good contender.
Usain Bolt

Good, Football, After

I enjoyed the position I was in as a tennis player. I was to blame when I lost. I was to blame when I won. And I really like that, because I played soccer a lot too, and I couldn't stand it when I had to blame it on the goalkeeper.
Roger Federer

Lost, Blame, Stand

Soccer isn't very social. Plus, if you don't like someone on the other team, you can do something about it.
Mia Hamm

Someone, Team, Social

My brother says that I was writing songs about fate while he was off playing soccer. Now I tell him he's 33 and being a professional while I'm playing soccer with my friends. Ha!
Alanis Morissette

Writing, Him, Friends

Like most ghetto kids I knew it was important to be 'somebody' so I became a good soccer player, because excelling at a sport seemed to make you special.
Vidal Sassoon

Good, Important, Special

I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.
Rod Stewart

I got to experience soccer at the highest level at a young age; I decided I wanted to be part of that for as long as possible.
Mia Hamm

Age, Experience, Long

All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer, the creativity is just going to come as time goes on.
Freddy Adu

Time, Fun, Creativity

Soccer is a magical game.
David Beckham

I manage a team, for beach soccer. I'm the coach. Player, coach.
Eric Cantona

Team, Player, Beach

I didn't want really to be involved in a normal soccer club.
Eric Cantona

Normal, Involved, Club

I played basketball and soccer my freshman year in high school.
Mia Hamm

School, Basketball, Year

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Ann Coulter

Thinking, Liberal, Develop

I love soccer; I want to be on the field.
Brandi Chastain

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
Louis C. K.

Tell, Baby, Trash

We won the European Championship last September and now the world title. That is some year for French beach soccer! Now comes the hard part. We have to keep improving and that's difficult because it's tough to do better than winning a world title.
Eric Cantona

Winning, Hard, Tough

You know the marathon in my country is just exceptional. It's like soccer in England. If England win the world cup and Ethiopia win the marathon - it's the same.
Haile Gebrselassie

Win, Country, Same

We all started snowboarding in the beginning as a family just to be closer together, go on trips. It was our soccer, but instead of Dad yelling at me from the sideline he is there riding with me and hitting the jumps even before I am hitting them.
Shaun White

Family, Dad, Together

I am a big soccer fan, and a very big Liverpool fan.
Clive Owen

Big, Fan, Liverpool

American football seems to resemble soccer in that one scores by putting the ball through the opponent's goal; but football, truly is about land. The Settlers want to move the line of scrimmage Westward, the Native Americans want to move it East.
David Mamet

Football, Through, Goal

Unless your kid is Pele Jr., they're not going to be able to feed themselves from soccer. If your kid knows how to play soccer, but not make dinner, you have done them a disservice.
Alton Brown

Done, Play, Able

I played sports year around: basketball, soccer, softball and I ran track year around, from the time I was, like, six, seven.
Gabrielle Union

Time, Sports, Basketball

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