Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax.
Abraham Lincoln

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
John Lennon

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
Leo Tolstoy

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Salvador Dali

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

I wrote several articles criticizing psychoanalysis, but the analysts weren't listening to my objections. So I finally quit after practicing it for six years.
Albert Ellis

I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
Harry S. Truman

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers

The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.
George Bernard Shaw

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.
Johnny Depp

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno