I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.
Pablo Picasso

We don't grow older, we grow riper.
Pablo Picasso

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Andy Warhol

Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.
Ernest Hemingway

I think it's important to stretch as you get older, but I try to do basically all the things I did when I played, except I can't do them as well and as much.
Mike Ditka

The older I get the more wisdom I find in the ancient rule of taking first things first. A process which often reduces the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
Audrey Hepburn

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
T. S. Eliot

So many older people, they just sit around all day long and they don't get any exercise. Their muscles atrophy, and they lose their strength, their energy and vitality by inactivity.
Jack LaLanne

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
Bette Davis

Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
Bruce Lee