Nuts Quotes

I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck

Eyes, Seen, Dogs

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx

Health, Stupid, Nothing

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P. J. O'Rourke

Rock, Country, Hell

I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.
Justin Bieber

Crazy, Brain, Normal

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Red Skelton

Long, Laugh, Lock

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Franz Kafka

God, Crack, Gives

Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work.
Cindy Sherman

Work, Rude, Social

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis

Eat, Avoid, Fruits

When you're supported by millions all over the world, you can either go nuts, or try to feed off the goodwill.
Keith Richards

Try, Off, Either

I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts.
Alanis Morissette

Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts.
Jake Gyllenhaal

Crazy, Around, Sit

God often gives nuts to toothless people.
Matt Groening

God, Often, Gives

I always get carried away when I'm kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It's embarrassing - not knowing what to say to each other.
Robert Pattinson

After, Moment, Away

What I absolutely can't do is just sit around, that drives me crazy. I go nuts! I'm far too nervous, too high strung to sit around. It's not my thing; I can't deal with it!
Jonathan Davis

Crazy, Around, Far

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
Larry David

Find, Salad, Addition

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan

Stupid, Rich, Poor

People think I'm nuts.
Shirley MacLaine

I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.
Nadia Giosia

Family, Women, Around

I don't believe in sharing my money. If I go out and work my nuts off and make some money, I don't feel that I should have to share it with my community.
Gary Numan

Work, Money, Off

Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan.
Uma Thurman

Business, Crazy, End

The only thing I fear more than change is no change. The business of being static makes me nuts.
Twyla Tharp

Change, Business, Fear

I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
Al McGuire

Winning, Losing, Eccentric

I'd rather have a hundred thousand or a million people saying I'm nuts and I'm crazy for my musical choices and what I've said lyrically, than a million people all raising their hand on the first day.
Chuck D.

Crazy, Saying, Said

I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin

Family, Good, Job

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
Jason Reitman

Funny, Good, Romantic

You know, I understand that a lot of people, especially up north, put fruits and nuts in their stuffing, which is good, but for myself personally, I love an old-timey savory dressing.
Paula Deen

Love, Good, Understand

I lived crazy really young. So now I don't need to go out and get nuts.
Channing Tatum

Crazy, Young, Lived

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.
Marat Safin

Time, Person, Bed

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