Marry Quotes

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Good, Happy, Wife

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson

Live, Person, Individual

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

Wife, Able, Ability

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde

Women, Men, Tired

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Oscar Wilde

Nothing, Difficult, Nose

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

Again, Dead, Year

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac

Woman, Until, Anatomy

I just got to feel that whoever I marry has some real regard for me.
Marilyn Monroe

Real, Whoever, Regard

I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.
Marilyn Monroe

Brother, Mirror, Alike

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
George Bernard Shaw

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West

Him, Schools, Reform

One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life.
Napoleon Hill

Life, Feelings, Ideas

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx

There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't get to go to their ballgame, I don't get to marry everybody, but the pros are you get all this community, 800 ushers come in to serve, getting there at 7 in the morning on their day off and coming in on Saturday to make all those wafers.
Joel Osteen

Morning, Big, Off

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken

Time, Women, Men

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

Woman, Night, Her

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Anton Chekhov

Loneliness, Afraid

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

Beauty, Age, May

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
Jackie Kennedy

Love, Time, Money

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Means, Rights, Double

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers

Wife, Married, Cheats

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.
Brandon Boyd

Girl, Find, Talk

Strong women only marry weak men.
Bette Davis

Women, Men, Strong

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

Good, Wife, Daughter

Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples?
Ted Olson

Marriage, Gay, Another

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Charles M. Schulz

Door, Answer, Musician

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters

Someone, Lunch, Whenever

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Gloria Steinem

Men, Wanted, Becoming

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