Married Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Life, Love, Great

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Good, Happy, Wife

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

Woman, Nothing, Knows

If I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey Hepburn

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Oscar Wilde

Life, Looks, Grown

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

Woman, Nothing, Knows

In married life three is company and two none.
Oscar Wilde

Life, Two, Three

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
Joseph Campbell

Love, Marriage, Spiritual

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn

Men, Sacrifice, Criticism

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.
John Lennon

Important, Interested, Nowadays

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken

Women, Men, Bachelors

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

Men, Mistakes, Find

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
H. L. Mencken

Nice, Woman, May

The public doesn't mind people living together without being married, providing they don't overdo it.
Marilyn Monroe

Mind, Together, Living

I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.
Marilyn Monroe

Women, Great, Men

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe

Nothing, Dumb, Blonde

If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ is that it is the most important thing in my life.
Tim Tebow

Life, Love, Good

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

Funny, Worry, Off

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

Judge, Asked, Jury

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard Shaw

Women, Men, Characters

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Until, Finished

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard

Hard, Made, Start

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
George Bernard Shaw

Virtue, Trade, Unionism

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby

Live, Together, After

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.
Angelina Jolie

Morning, Mother, Wife

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.
Barack Obama

Sex, Same, Able

Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist - because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That's how she found out what happened on the day my father died - she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose.
Mitt Romney

Morning, Mom, Dad

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Wife, Tough, She

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

Marriage, Happy, Learn

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