Liars Quotes

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.
Bryant H. McGill

Selfish, Often, High

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers

Made, Golf, Tax

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.
Hillary Clinton

Tired, American, Pretend

Liars need to have good memories.
Algernon Sidney

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin

Love, Trust, Women

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
Bill Maher

Politics, Time, Freedom

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.
Sissela Bok

Desire, Deceive, Deceived

He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.
Charles Peguy

Truth, Makes, Himself

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Demetri Martin

Trust, Women, Liar

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen

Good, Men, Positive

I don't debate with liars.
Evo Morales

Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.
Robert Anton Wilson

God, War, Struggle

Liars are always most disposed to swear.
Vittorio Alfieri

Swear, Disposed

I know how easy it is for one to stay well within moral, ethical, and legal bounds through the skillful use of words - and to thereby spin, sidestep, circumvent, or bend a truth completely out of shape. To that extent, we are all liars on numerous occasions.
Sidney Poitier

Truth, Legal, Words

I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.
Johnny Rotton

Problem, Full, Seem

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.
Bernard Baruch

The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius.
Guy de Maupassant

Women, Wonderful, Difficult

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
I. F. Stone

Nothing, Run, Believed

Great passions, my dear, don't exist: they're liars fantasies. What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or a longer while.
Anna Magnani

Great, May, Short

Actors are good liars; writers are good liars with good memories.
Daniel Keys Moran

Good, Memories, Writers

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Don Marquis

Old, Fishing, Clothes

Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite.
Chuck Klosterman

Good, Bad, Mean

Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life.
A. N. Wilson

Life, Truth, Human

Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.
Stanley Crouch

Parents, Done, Culture

I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.
George A. Romero

Fun, Zombies, Cheats

You who speak languages, you are such liars.
Orson Scott Card

Speak, Languages

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.
Neil Cavuto

Mean, Sense, Nation

Writers, all the good ones, are Natural Born Liars.
Daniel Keys Moran

Good, Born, Natural

One of the best moments of any Liars show is hearing the crowd squawk 'We're doomed! We're doomed!' on cue during 'We Fenced Other Houses with the Bones of Our Own.' Maybe not the most uplifting audience sing-along in the indie rock world, but one of the most reliably entertaining.
Rob Sheffield

Best, Rock, Show

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