Kid Quotes

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

Work, Him, Night

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton

Ask, Run, Bedtime

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'
Maya Angelou

Life, Taken, Loves

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.
Eminem

Life, Home, Nice

When you're a little kid, you don't see color, and the fact that my friends were black never crossed my mind. It never became an issue until I was a teenager and started trying to rap.
Eminem

Mind, Black, Trying

Some of my foster families used to send me to the movies to get me out of the house and there I'd sit all day and way into the night. Up in front, there with the screen so big, a little kid all alone, and I loved it. I loved anything that moved up there and I didn't miss anything that happened and there was no popcorn either.
Marilyn Monroe

Alone, Movies, Night

Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.
Chanakya

Time, Best, Children

I was a smart kid, but I hated school.
Eminem

Smart, School, Hated

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.
Mike Tyson

Emotional, Care, Bad

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H. W. Bush

Mother, Made, Since

I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.
Bill Gates

Dreams, Great, Chance

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway

Successful, Father, Two

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Mitch Hedberg

Children, Book, Read

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield

Face, Reading, Library

I've been actually really very pleased to see how much awareness was raised around bullying, and how deeply it affects everyone. You know, you don't have to be the loser kid in high school to be bullied. Bullying and being picked on comes in so many different forms.
Lady Gaga

School, Different, Loser

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Mitch Hedberg

Work, Sure, Kitchen

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
Bill Gates

Until, City, Fantastic

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

Parents, Found, Moved

I grew up as this very carefree, happy kid then things turned darker for me. Maybe it was because I saw that the world wasn't as happy a place as I had hoped it would be for me.
Angelina Jolie

Happy, Place, Maybe

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Steven Wright

Child, Eventually, Sand

I'm just a kid - I've got a lot of stuff to do yet.
Clint Eastwood

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart.
Dan Gable

Best, Heart, Won

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Steven Wright

Guy, Asked, Train

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield

Father, Around, Picture

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips

Friend, Door, Next

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield

I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'Rourke

Nothing, Person, Three

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
Tiger Woods

Fun, Thought, Try

Cruelty is, perhaps, the worst kid of sin. Intellectual cruelty is certainly the worst kind of cruelty.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Worst, Perhaps, Sin

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