Husbands Quotes

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe

Good, Lovers, Wives

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
William Shakespeare

Nothing, Everything, Maids

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Pat Robertson

Women, Children, Political

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
Washington Irving

Love, Mother, Father

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Cher

Left, Fires, Unattended

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
H. L. Mencken

Good, Become, Merely

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
H. L. Mencken

Good, Women, Foolish

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
Reese Witherspoon

Time, Women, Care

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
Abigail Adams

Men, Power, Remember

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac

Trying, Play, Majority

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
Barbara Cartland

Marriage, Good, Women

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Geoffrey Chaucer

Women, Wise, Wife

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
George Eliot

Women, Home, Stay

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Pat Robertson

Women, Children, Become

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
Moliere

Change, Woman, Law

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner

Woman, Two, Tough

Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.
Jane Austen

Understand, Vain, Opposition

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
Rita Rudner

Mother, Two, Three

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.
Samuel Richardson

Heart, Wife, Often

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fires, Unattended

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
Jean Giraudoux

Women, Faithful, Fidelity

Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives; - that is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Good, Women, Men

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Often, Faults, Virtues

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner

Mother, Two, Tough

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.
Jessica Savitch

Women, Jealous, Attention

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.
Hedy Lamarr

Different, Married, Six

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.
Hedy Lamarr

Blame, Guilt, Gnawing

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Shirley MacLaine

Best, Old, Perhaps

Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
Arnold Bennett

Husband, Job, Give

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