Husband Quotes

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
Chanakya

Good, Morning, Mother

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Wife, Same, Side

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

Marriage, Good, Wife

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Home, Sorry, Wife

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara de Angelis

Marriage, Wedding, Heart

Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie

Good, Amazing, Happy

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
Barbara Bush

Life, Time, End

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Country, Understand, Tell

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

Love, Before, Few

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

Best, Woman, Her

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore de Balzac

Good, Morning, Sleep

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
B. R. Ambedkar

Wife, Friends, Between

Next to my husband, and along with Marlon Brando, I think that Yves Montand is the most attractive man I've ever met.
Marilyn Monroe

Next, Along, Attractive

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
Carnie Wilson

Best, Fight, Long

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck

Time, Home, Wedding

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

Birthday, Wife, Friend

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck

Care, Wife, Same

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Voltaire

Wife, Often, Himself

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

Life, Mother, Sex

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren

Wife, Together, Bring

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H. L. Mencken

Truth, Woman, Him

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr

Work, Home, Job

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
Elizabeth I

Love, Woman, Queen

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.
Little Richard

God, Men, Mother

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce

Beauty, Power, Woman

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
H. L. Mencken

Wife, Year, Sister

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
H. L. Mencken

Marriage, Wife, Giving

Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
Jack Kingston

Love, Experience, Society

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. Fields

Great, Show, Devil

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