Hospital Quotes

An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair

Life, War, Death

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

Bed, Running, Taxi

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck

Book, Getting, Until

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
Demetri Martin

Alone, Help, Busy

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
Stephen King

Home, Knew, Cried

One's family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this way: One of these days I'll be over in a hospital somewhere with four walls around me. And the only people who'll be with me will be my family.
Robert Byrd

Life, Family, Important

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
Abigail Van Buren

Church, Sinners, Saints

The very first requirement in a hospital is that it should do the sick no harm.
Florence Nightingale

I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be.
Princess Diana

Children, Sick, Dying

Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation.
Tennessee Williams

Time, While, Operation

A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn

I saw a picture of myself when I came out of the hospital. I didn't recognize myself.
Amy Winehouse

Picture, Recognize

I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf

Time, Dad, Long

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire

Life, Change, Desire

I worked in the NHS as a hospital orderly during my national service, and people thought it was a noble service. But over the years it's lost its humanity.
David Hockney

Humanity, Lost, Thought

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
Ang Lee

Life, Money, Try

My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.
Barbra Streisand

Home, Help, Sick

When my son was born, and after a day of lying-in I was told that I could leave the hospital and take him home, I burst into tears. It wasn't the emotion of the moment: it was shock and horror.
Susan Orlean

Home, Him, After

I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals.
Joseph Barbera

Help, Laugh, Idea

I would rather be kept alive in the efficient if cold altruism of a large hospital than expire in a gush of warm sympathy in a small one.
Aneurin Bevan

Sympathy, Small, Rather

As soon as I got the Nobel Prize my back collapsed and I was in hospital.
Doris Lessing

Soon, Prize, Nobel

In Turkey, you're not allowed to be left alone in the hospital. The nurse teaches the family how to do things, and somebody is always there with the patient.
Mehmet Oz

Family, Alone, Patient

How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Simple, Social, Earth

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R. Lee Ermey

Problem, Doctor, Jumps

I've never had to spend any time in the VA hospital, so I really can't speak for those guys.
R. Lee Ermey

Time, Speak, Guys

My parents were working in a hospital in Memphis. But I didn't live there for any length of time that I remember. The first thing I remember is the town in Mississippi that I live in now, Charleston.
Morgan Freeman

Time, Live, Parents

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
Robert Benchley

Left, Behind, Works

The power of community to create health is far greater than any physician, clinic or hospital.
Mark Hyman

Health, Power, Far

If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain't no hospital going to lock him out.
Jesse Jackson

Black, Him, Doctor

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
Jean Kerr

Mind, Lost, Difficult

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