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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
I didn't know much about golf growing up.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
H. L. Mencken
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
I still don't get golf.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
H. G. Wells
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
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