Father-In-Law Quotes

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark

Humor, Truth, Joke

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy

Morning, Why, Big

We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much with the family in mind. I have actually made films with the family around me.
Mira Nair

Family, Home, Mind

We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one Annie Oakley had, and my husband has a .357 Magnum pistol. All those are locked up tight, of course. We have a couple of pellet guns that get more use than the real guns.
Bonnie Jo Campbell

Husband, Real, Living

My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children.
Columba Bush

Love, Children, Sometimes

Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here? But, obviously, I'm proud either way - Ripa or Consuelos.
Mark Consuelos

Sometimes, Proud, Here

My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was fond of the Army.
Stuart Symington

Once, Military, Knew

Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
Don Baylor

Father, Playing, Billy

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