Fart Quotes

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut

Different, Around, Here

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Terry Pratchett

Alone, Brave, Old

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy

Dating, Philosophy, Away

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Time, Same, Dumb

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
Fred Durst

Children, Laugh, Movie

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
Jenny Eclair

Good, Laughter, Makes

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
Selma Blair

Humor, Movies, Laugh

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero

Another, Off, Succeed

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis

Joke, Gratuitous

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey

Help, Tell, Jokes

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