Dumb Quotes

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington

Freedom, May, Away

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain

Call, Animal, Vanity

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton

War, Country, Die

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

Jokes, Blonde, Offended

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Eminem

Stupid, Ugly, Smell

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison?
Khalil Gibran

Music, Work, Heart

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe

Nothing, Married, Blonde

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.
Steve Jobs

Business, True, Down

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
Barack Obama

War, Wars, Oppose

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong

Women, Smart, Woman

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Elizabeth Taylor

Someone, Down, Enough

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney

Smart, Frustrated, Pretend

Find your self-respect now. Don't dumb yourselves down. Think of yourself as capable and worthy of finding a guy who is going to respect you, too. It's so important, I mean, and the confidence you get from feeling smart and tackling something like mathematics, which is a challenge, right? Math is hard.
Danica McKellar

Respect, Smart, Yourself

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Light, Speak, Troubles

To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'
Christopher Hitchens

Why, Question, Return

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Edward Abbey

Alone, Stupidity, Real

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.
Orson Welles

Famous, Simple, Why

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
Orson Welles

Politics, Enough, Wish

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
Honore de Balzac

Nature, Society, Makes

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner

Men, Smart, Unfair

When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.
Jim Carrey

Made, Rich, Big

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.
Quentin Tarantino

Person, Audience, Elitism

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
Barbara Tuchman

History, Science, Thought

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
Rudolf Nureyev

Love, Partner, Dialogue

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
Paris Hilton

Power, Person, Same

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

Love, Work, Patriotism

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson

Useless, Command, Thoroughly

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Time, Same, Fart

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