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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K. Chesterton
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.
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