Doctor Quotes

But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance.
William Julius Wilson

Leadership, Best, Character

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx

Feeling, Golf, Ring

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin

Away, Felt, Building

Don't bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don't feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.
Jim Rohn

Money, Tell, Bring

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

Office, Died, Whose

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
Jesus Christ

Sick, Call, Healthy

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

Three, Stop, Unless

Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Give, Brave, Year

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield

Mother, Ugly, Born

As far as service goes, it can take the form of a million things. To do service, you don't have to be a doctor working in the slums for free, or become a social worker. Your position in life and what you do doesn't matter as much as how you do what you do.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Life, Working, Free

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Stupidity, Weakness, Mankind

But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.
Victor Hugo

Succeed, Indeed, Ill

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

Two, Quit, Places

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
Marcel Proust

Knowledge, Pain, Kindness

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Mistakes, Plant, Architect

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
Marcel Proust

Understand, Sickness

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
Sigmund Freud

Nothing, Him, Show

I wanted to be a doctor that I might be able to work without having to talk because for years I had been giving myself out in words.
Albert Schweitzer

Work, Giving, Words

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Isaac Asimov

Live, Six, Minutes

Cancer affects all of us, whether you're a daughter, mother, sister, friend, coworker, doctor, patient.
Jennifer Aniston

Mother, Friend, Sister

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Earl Wilson

May, Able, Read

When we are sick, we want an uncommon doctor; when we have a construction job to do, we want an uncommon engineer, and when we are at war, we want an uncommon general. It is only when we get into politics that we are satisfied with the common man.
Herbert Hoover

Politics, War, Job

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Willie Nelson

Down, Old, Another

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.
Keith Richards

Live, Mean, Months

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
Hippocrates

Good, Cannot, Kept

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Thomas Fuller

Makes, Patient, Likely

You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy - but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's, I wanted to kill him.
Michael J. Fox

Nice, Him, Wanted

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
Shirley Chisholm

Girl, Emotional, Says

My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
Wilma Rudolph

Mother, Again, Walk

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper

Age, Bad, Woman

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