Crazy Quotes

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein

Others, Sometimes, Question

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Eminem

Life, Truth, Tomorrow

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

Else, Paid, Locked

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

Said, Opinion, Ugly

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields

Women, Doubt, Question

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
Jimi Hendrix

Heaven, Craziness

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
John F. Kennedy

Life, Give, Enough

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.
Charles Bukowski

Live, Lives, Truly

One is very crazy when in love.
Sigmund Freud

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.
Angelina Jolie

Good, Sexy, Someone

Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.
Robert G. Allen

Understand, Dream, Succeed

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg

Understand, Imagine, Drive

What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.
Barbra Streisand

Person, Two, Stubborn

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron

Sure, Fine, Insane

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
Sigmund Freud

Dreams, Often, Seem

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

Men, Him, Jesus

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
Chris Rock

Children, Sacrifice, Talk

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken

Making, Ignorant, Newspaper

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway

Put, Poet, Poets

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings

May, Insane, Keeps

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

President, Either, Wants

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.
Michael Jackson

Beautiful, Today, Her

We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
Niels Bohr

Feeling, Enough, Chance

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Love, Children, Between

They've got this crazy actor who's 82 years old up there in a suit. I was a mayor, and they're probably thinking I know how to give a speech, but even when I was mayor I never gave speeches. I gave talks.
Clint Eastwood

Thinking, Give, Old

Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman.
Angelina Jolie

Love, Woman, Everyone

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.
Jim Carrey

Mother, Saying, She

Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz

Humor, Mom, Yourself

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
Niels Bohr

True, Enough, Theory

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
Marlene Dietrich

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