Cow Quotes

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Enough, Others, Horse

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken

Feeling, Giving, Write

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Reading, Pleasure, Brute

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.
Gordon Ramsay

Forward, Busy, Looking

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Tommy Douglas

Old, Imagine, West

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
Doug Coupland

Eat, Paid, Thank

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Mason Cooley

May, Idea, Knows

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
Bjork

Time, Important, Lazy

So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.
Laura Ingalls Wilder

Him, Made, House

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Lord Chesterfield

Reading, Pleasure, Brute

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler

Amazing, Greatest, Mean

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
Woody Guthrie

Life, Change, Trying

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
David Lynch

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.
Ralph Nader

Life, Public, Almost

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Hank Aaron

Long, Left, Holding

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
Colin Wilson

Rain, Accepting, Standing

Holy cow!
Harry Caray

Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
Martina McBride

Life, May, Someday

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart

Time, Good, Happy

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
John Harvey Kellogg

Food, Same, Dead

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.
Dave Matthews

Money, Stupid, Whole

If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.
Werner Herzog

Business, Him, Difficult

Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.
Sophie Ellis Bextor

Men, Sexy, Enough

Kiss till the cow comes home.
Francis Beaumont

Home, Kiss, Till

Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year!
Karlie Kloss

Year, Holy, Week

Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull.
Jim Fowler

Couple, Neighbor, Bull

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson

Career, Looking, Entire

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