Club Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Join, Refuse, Member

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

Care, Belong, Accepts

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.
Babe Ruth

Success, Greatest, May

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx

Mind, Head, Beat

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Care, Accept, Please

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck

Book, Getting, Until

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.
Megan Fox

Nice, Strange, Guitar

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
Lewis Black

Health, Ego, Why

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.
Chuck Palahniuk

Money, Great, Fight

For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.
Taylor Swift

Mom, Girl, Everything

I think there ought to be a club in which preachers and journalists could come together and have the sentimentalism of the one matched with the cynicism of the other. That ought to bring them pretty close to the truth.
Reinhold Niebuhr

Truth, Together, Pretty

It's time to stop thinking of the Republican Party as an exclusive club where your ideological card is checked at the door, and start thinking about how we can attract more solution-based leaders like Nathan Fletcher and Anthony Adams.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Time, Thinking, Start

And to me, fame is not a positive thing. The idea of being famous is a lot better than the reality. It's fantastic when you go to premieres and people cheer you, but it's not real. And it's totally not my approach to get my name on a club door just because I can.
Tom Felton

Positive, Famous, Reality

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Naguib Mahfouz

Religion, God, Exercise

I get a little jealous of these actor boys. They walk into a club, and in two seconds flat there are swarms of girls who are wanting so badly to touch them or just say hello. That's not the case with me, or any other girl I know.
Claire Danes

Girl, Jealous, Two

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.
Henry Rollins

Hard, Trying, Comedy

The Stones in a club is still the ultimate rush.
Keith Richards

Ultimate, Stones, Rush

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.
E. B. White

Planet, Loyal, Acquainted

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
Casey Stengel

Put, Wanted, Again

I tell the players that the bus is moving. This club has to progress. And the bus wouldn't wait for them. I tell them to get on board.
Alex Ferguson

Moving, Wait, Tell

I like the dueling club scene, where Daniel and I fight with our wands. I thought it was a brilliant scene to shoot. I think the end product looked really good.
Tom Felton

Good, End, Fight

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
Chris Rock

Work, Trying, Place

Today the tyrant rules not by club or fist, but disguised as a market researcher, he shepherds his flocks in the ways of utility and comfort.
Marshall McLuhan

Today, Rules, Ways

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.
Gilda Radner

Rather, Cancer, Gave

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.
Shia LaBeouf

Work, Dating, Audience

You become very angry and depressed that you keep getting offered only these exceedingly demure and repressed roles. They're so not me. That's why films like Fight Club were so important to me because I think I confounded certain stereotypes and limited perceptions of what I could do as an actress.
Helena Bonham Carter

Angry, Fight, Important

I didn't want really to be involved in a normal soccer club.
Eric Cantona

Normal, Soccer, Involved

I would never belong to any club that excluded anybody for race.
Rand Paul

Anybody, Race, Belong

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
Oliver Reed

Food, Death, Amazing

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