Chicken Quotes

Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching around for what it gets.
Henry Ford

Business, Around, Healthy

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
Arnold H. Glasow

Patience, Everything, Key

The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
Martina Navratilova

Between, Difference, Commitment

A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.
Larry Elder

Woman, Control, Gun

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland

Love, Faith, Taken

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Chuck Palahniuk

Sticking, Feathers

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman

Help, Woman, Made

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.
Ina Garten

Making, Large, Dinner

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry

Love, Eat, Fingers

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken.
P. J. O'Rourke

Great, War, Alive

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson

Sea, Fish, Says

Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
Frank Lloyd Wright

House, Build, Desirable

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler

Amazing, Greatest, Mean

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
Katy Perry

Meat, Candy, Bacon

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell

Two, Tell, Fish

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner.
Curtis Stone

Big, Once, Monday

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson

Life, Happiness, Depression

When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.
Carlos Santana

Spiritual, Two, Flower

I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads.
Mikhail Baryshnikov

Fish, Drink, Eat

Chicken, brown rice, and veggies is a great healthy dinner option. It's full of whole grains and protein, and will keep you full for a long time.
Mia Hamm

Time, Great, Long

I put on fifteen pounds of muscle, so that was a lot of eating chicken and a high protein, low-carb diet. Also a lot of heavy lifting and a very different kind of training with an ex-navy SEAL guy who wanted to kill me every time I got with him. In a good way.
Josh Hutcherson

Time, Good, Diet

Well, after I had the heart attack, it was a very simple choice. What the doctor told me I did and I did it religiously. I ate nothing but lean turkey breast or chicken breast or a piece of fish that was very lean. I mean I stayed away from everything.
Mike Ditka

Heart, Simple, Nothing

We recognize the chicken as another conscious being. It's different from us, but it has a life, and if something is really important for that chicken, if it would work hard to try to get it, and if we can give it without sacrificing something that's really important to us, then we should.
Peter Singer

Life, Work, Important

Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson

My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman

Dad, Medical, Die

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
Ben Stein

Family, Different, Stuff

I make a good fried chicken.
Norah Jones

You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
Paula Deen

Diet, Steady, Fried

In the voyeurism of Reality TV, the viewer's passivity is kept intact, pampered and massaged and force-fed Chicken McNuggets of carefully edited snippets that permit him or her to sit in easy judgment and feel superior at watching familiar strangers make fools of themselves. Reality TV looks in only one direction: down.
James Wolcott

Reality, Him, Down

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