Bottle Quotes

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
Winston Churchill

Him, Knowing, Drinking

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Frank Sinatra

Night, Through, Prayer

I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent.
Henry Ward Beecher

Wine, Pray, Principle

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
Joan Collins

Age, Happen, Wine

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

Keep, Snake, Case

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious

Love, Beer, Mirror

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, 'Shake well before using.' That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
Vance Havner

God, Before, Sometimes

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller

Work, Children, Advice

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Jonathan Swift

Place, Madness, Tavern

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Wine, Lover, Shared

When I feel like I'm not doing what I am supposed to as a mother, I will torture myself. I don't know how to deal with it. I find some consolation in the fact that all mommies feel it. If there was a way to cure mommy guilt, I would bottle it and be a bazillionaire.
Angie Harmon

Mother, Find, Fact

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

Glasses, Drinks, Eighty

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire

Wife, Wine, Sweetheart

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
Jennifer Aniston

Wedding, Two, Friends

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen

Rather, Full, Front

I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
Christina Aguilera

Around, Fighter, Fans

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E. Stevenson

Beat, Kitchen, Table

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits

Free, Rather, Front

I have a nervous breakdown in the film and in one scene I get to stand at the top of the stairs waving an empty sherry bottle which is, of course, a typical scene from my daily life, so isn't much of a stretch.
Emma Thompson

Life, Daily, Film

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.
Diablo Cody

Alone, Diet, Trying

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
Charles Bronson

Beer, Guy, Hand

My favorite parts of work as an actor and a director are those unplanned mistakes that do happen, because it's like catching lightning in a bottle. It's the best part of what we do.
David Duchovny

Work, Best, Mistakes

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Adam Carolla

Same, Said, Around

The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed.
Francis Ford Coppola

Free, Water, Bed

Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.
Andrea Dworkin

Wine, Difficult, Often

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
D. L. Hughley

Great, Nothing, Wine

For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
Lawrence Welk

Trying, Problem, While

You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills.
Paula Deen

Friends, Wine, Worry

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar

Sad, Nothing, Different

In a way, I was spoon-fed, if you will, a career. It was fully manufactured by a studio that believed that they could put me on their posters and turn me into their bottle of Coca-Cola, their product.
Heath Ledger

Career, Put, Turn

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