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Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.
Dogs never bite me - just humans.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through.
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.
The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself.
Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.
I've never doubted that apartheid - because it was of itself fundamentally, intrinsically evil - was going to bite the dust eventually.
You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites.
Anthony J. D'Angelo
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
I bite the skin on the side of my fingernails.
A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing.
I'd like to find someone to procreate with - as sexy as that sounds. If you're out and about and fit the description, come up and say hi. I won't bite. Well, maybe a little, if you're lucky.
In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.
The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
If I were asked for a one-sentence sound bite on religion, I would say I was against it.
Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.
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