A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.
Thomas Jefferson

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.
Benjamin Franklin

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
Steven Wright

Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Dale Carnegie

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.
Stephen Leacock

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P. J. O'Rourke

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
Bill Maher

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave Barry

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot.
Barney Frank

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.
John McCain

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we show him the bill. We're lavish to the bone, but all our money goes back into the product.
Freddie Mercury

Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.
Dan Quayle

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.
James Carville

Bill Clinton strikes me as the kind of guy who goes wherever the polls lead him, rather than leading the polls.
Al Sharpton

The Reform Bill has destroyed the ancient conduits and strainers, and brings Public Opinion to act upon the government with the rapid, turbulent, and uncertain violence of a flood!
Robert Peel

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
Bob Dole

I don't need to hear Bill to go through a song. I need to hear Keith to go through a song. I know Bill will be playing what I'm playing anyway. I need to hear Keith because it's all there: the time, the chord changes, and all the licks you have to follow.
Charlie Watts