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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L. Jackson
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall
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