If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
Muhammad Ali

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
Muhammad Ali

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Muhammad Ali

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
Ayn Rand

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you.
Lou Holtz

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.
Joseph Campbell

I'm aware if I'm playing at my best I'm tough to beat. And I enjoy that.
Tiger Woods

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
Langston Hughes

Georgia Tech beat us and Mississippi Southern tied us last year, and Texas beat us after we had the game won. We only played about five games the way we were capable of playing and lost one of those.
Bear Bryant

Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off.
Steve Prefontaine

Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it.
Steve Prefontaine

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
Mel Brooks

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
George Bernard Shaw