Barber Quotes

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Brian Clough

Wife, Hair, Sing

In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous.
Michael Caine

Famous, Become, Everyone

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!
Sean Patrick Thomas

Art, Perfect, Study

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.
Anthony Hamilton

Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture.
Ezra Pound

Art, Poetry, Real

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
Victor Cruz

Same, Old, Since

I'm in a position where, theoretically, I could play the same ten concertos and make a very good living bouncing around playing Mendelssohn, Tchaikovsky and Barber, but I really think artists should keep pushing limits and trying new things.
Joshua Bell

Good, Trying, Living

I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state together. It is the mom-and-pop grocers, farm-supply stores, coffee shops, bookstores and barber shops where Vermonters connect, conduct business and check in on one another.
Peter Welch

Business, Live, Together

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
Jenifer Lewis

Beauty, Remember, Memories

Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down here and we used to have lunch together in a very nice old hotel that's now not there.
Elliott Carter

Time, War, Nice

My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.
Donald Johanson

Father, Real, Him

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
Paul O'Grady

Teacher, School, Drunk

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.
Swizz Beatz

Someone, Head, Name

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Red Barber

Red, Speaking, Hello

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
Samuel Foote

Time, Great, Same

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