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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
Norman Vincent Peale
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.
Robert Louis Stevenson
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
H. L. Mencken
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
It is well for us that we are born babies in intellect. Could we understand half what mothers say and do to their infants, we should be filled with a conceit of our own importance, which would render us insupportable through life.
The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
My singing is really important to me, but when children come along they'll be my main focus. I'd never put my career in front of my babies - it'd be a case of fitting jobs around them.
I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
Keep cool my babies.
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can handle it.
My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear.
Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child.
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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