Babies Quotes

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright

Life, Here, Off

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beer, Grow, Drink

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
Norman Vincent Peale

Once, Crying, Promises

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Nothing, Same, Though

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
H. L. Mencken

War, Until, Begin

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling

Care, Someone, Mothers

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
William Shatner

Eyes, Big, Rest

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Andy Warhol

Living, Learn, Getting

Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.
Temple Grandin

Hurt, Same, Research

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
Princess Diana

Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.
Ellen DeGeneres

Love, Freedom, Sleep

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra

There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.
Barry White

Music, Nice, Making

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
Jerry Seinfeld

Why, Here, Mistake

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.
Paris Hilton

Give, After, Dream

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Someone, While, Kissing

Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Desiderius Erasmus

Age, Enemy, Help

It is well for us that we are born babies in intellect. Could we understand half what mothers say and do to their infants, we should be filled with a conceit of our own importance, which would render us insupportable through life.
Augustus Hare

Life, Through, Understand

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
Jennifer Aniston

Stuff, Marriages, Alien

I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.
Barry White

Real, Whatever, Looking

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott

My singing is really important to me, but when children come along they'll be my main focus. I'd never put my career in front of my babies - it'd be a case of fitting jobs around them.
Katy Perry

Children, Focus, Important

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
Tori Spelling

Happy, Pregnant, Literally

Keep cool my babies.
Conan O'Brien

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn

Made, Child, Until

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Benjamin Spock

Good, Best, After

The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can handle it.
Toni Morrison

Nature, Done, After

My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear.
Danica McKellar

Music, Time, Good

Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child.
Maurice Strong

Child, Point, Trouble

A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
Laura Ingalls Wilder

Time, Today, Long

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