Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage, Love, Married

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny, Keep, Divorce

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Valentine's Day, Ask

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage, Love, Getting

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Time, Keep, Leave

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Remember, Everyone, Call

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Him, Until, Divorced

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands, Fires, Unattended

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Him, Give, Enough

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex, Nothing, Married

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Women, Men

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mean, Apart, Husbands

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give, Enough, Diamonds

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Great, Keep, House

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men, Smart, Girl

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Strength, Loved

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Divorce, Gave, Generous

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Remember, Started, Name

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Alone, Sleep, Bed

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Him, Both

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Life, Women, Sex

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Biography

Nationality: Hungarian

Born: February 6, 1917

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