Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Yakov Smirnoff

Love, Laughter, Key

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Yakov Smirnoff

Laughter, Same, Everybody

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
Yakov Smirnoff

Love, Time, Good

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
Yakov Smirnoff

Men, Waiting, Year

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
Yakov Smirnoff

Women, Dream, American

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff

Love, Laughter, Between

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
Yakov Smirnoff

Heart, Human, Spirit

I fed my ego, but not my soul.
Yakov Smirnoff

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
Yakov Smirnoff

Important, Feeling, Busy

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff

Two, Once, Turn

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff

God, Live, Laughter

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
Yakov Smirnoff

Love, Freedom, Father

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
Yakov Smirnoff

Teacher, Live, May

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
Yakov Smirnoff

Society, Today, Forget

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Yakov Smirnoff

Laughter, Two, Between

Never having alone time is real tough on people.
Yakov Smirnoff

Time, Alone, Real

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Yakov Smirnoff

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
Yakov Smirnoff

Choice, Both, Hearts

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
Yakov Smirnoff

Education, Money, Learning

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff

Laughter, Person, Needs

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Nationality: Russian

Born: January 24, 1951

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