Victoria Jackson Quotes

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
Victoria Jackson

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
Victoria Jackson

Life, Love, Romantic

It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
Victoria Jackson

Life, Fun, Christian

Sometimes I like to vent.
Victoria Jackson

Sometimes, Vent

They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
Victoria Jackson

Lives, Meaning, Open

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?
Victoria Jackson

Stupid, Write, Film

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
Victoria Jackson

Life, Happiness, Someone

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
Victoria Jackson

Music, Sound, Maria

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
Victoria Jackson

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
Victoria Jackson

Heard, Died, Cried

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
Victoria Jackson

Remember, Times, Week

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
Victoria Jackson

Until, Drink, Smoke

I think abortion is murder.
Victoria Jackson

I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
Victoria Jackson

Good, Find, Reason

I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.
Victoria Jackson

Good, Girl, Thought

I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian.
Victoria Jackson

Cool, Christian, Others

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
Victoria Jackson

Live, Night, Saturday

I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.
Victoria Jackson

Christian, Trouble, Struggles

I've never been in the music industry, only acting.
Victoria Jackson

Music, Acting, Industry

It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
Victoria Jackson

Best, Job, Leaving

Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
Victoria Jackson

Reality, Maybe, Supposed

Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
Victoria Jackson

Hurt, Down, Learn

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.
Victoria Jackson

Fun, Successful, Maybe

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
Victoria Jackson

Money, Fun, Mind

Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
Victoria Jackson

Religion, God, Himself

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: August 2, 1959

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