(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Tallulah Bankhead

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
Tallulah Bankhead

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
Tallulah Bankhead

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Tallulah Bankhead

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead

There is less in this than meets the eye.
Tallulah Bankhead

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.
Tallulah Bankhead

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Tallulah Bankhead