Scott Baio Quotes

I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of one experience off the top of my head that was like that. I'm sure they're there, but I'd have to think really hard to recall them.
Scott Baio

Experience, Hard, Rude

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.
Scott Baio

End, Woman, Her

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.
Scott Baio

Why, Girlfriend, Caged

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will.
Scott Baio

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.
Scott Baio

Work, Family, Happy

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.
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Spiritual, Guy, Felt

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.
Scott Baio

Work, Best, Movies

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.
Scott Baio

Love, Beautiful, Cannot

I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some '70s music, some '80s music, and that's it.
Scott Baio

Music, Time, Whole

I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.
Scott Baio

Human, Before, Same

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?
Scott Baio

Love, Hard, Mean

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.
Scott Baio

Women, Alcohol, Tolerance

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.
Scott Baio

Women, Regret, Losing

I've been very fortunate and I am grateful.
Scott Baio

Grateful, Fortunate

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.
Scott Baio

Alone, Mom, Sleep

If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on 'Diagnosis: Murder.'
Scott Baio

Worked, Shows, Brothers

It's a werewolf movie with Christina Ricci, and it was a chance to work with some good people. But playing yourself is always fairly risky because you gotta watch how you goof on yourself.
Scott Baio

Work, Good, Yourself

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.
Scott Baio

Life, Short, Matter

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.
Scott Baio

Good, Hope, Bad

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.
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Nice, Game, Country

One thing I won't be doing on a weekend is shopping. I just don't like it, and I haven't bought an article of clothing for a very long time. I usually just take wardrobe from shows I'm on. It's much easier.
Scott Baio

Time, Long, Won

Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down.
Scott Baio

Down, Regret, Said

Tom Bosley may have passed, but through that part and that character, a part of him will live on forever.
Scott Baio

Character, Live, May

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.
Scott Baio

Mother, Wanted, Baby

You can tell five minutes into it what a girl is after, when she starts asking how much money I make or tells me, 'I wanna be an actress.'
Scott Baio

Money, Girl, After

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 22, 1961

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