Rodney Carrington Quotes

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
Rodney Carrington

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Rodney Carrington

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
Rodney Carrington

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
Rodney Carrington

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Rodney Carrington Quotes

Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: October 19, 1968 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Rodney Carrington Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin	I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. Rodney Carrington I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. Rodney Carrington I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. Rodney Carrington You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. Rodney Carrington