Rip Taylor Quotes

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Rip Taylor

Today, Her, Joke

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
Rip Taylor

Someone, Star, Hollywood

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Rip Taylor

Him, Advice, Once

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
Rip Taylor

Show, Broke, Tonight

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
Rip Taylor

Again, Getting, Throat

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
Rip Taylor

Show, Radio, Rip

I've created such a monster.
Rip Taylor

Monster, Created

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.
Rip Taylor

Earth, Says, Angel

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.
Rip Taylor

Him, Tears, Red

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Nationality: American

Born: January 13, 1934

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