As soon as I can afford a studio space, I'll paint again.
Max Cannon

But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible.
Max Cannon

I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.
Max Cannon

I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books.
Max Cannon

I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.
Max Cannon

I hope to actually get back to painting someday... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning from painting.
Max Cannon

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.
Max Cannon

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.
Max Cannon

I just thought I'd take a break from publishing for a while.
Max Cannon

I wanted to be a painter.
Max Cannon

I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over.
Max Cannon

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
Max Cannon

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
Max Cannon

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.
Max Cannon

Now interpersonal politics... that's what it's all about.
Max Cannon

People are essentially red meat. They are.
Max Cannon

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.
Max Cannon

People get really caught up in their own trips.
Max Cannon

That's not so important to me, that time thing.
Max Cannon

The second we see somebody on the street or meet someone, we make snap judgments about them, about who they are and why we wouldn't necessarily sit with them or why we would or what's cool or not cool.
Max Cannon