Marty Feldman Quotes

Money can't buy poverty.
Marty Feldman

Money, Poverty, Buy

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman

Write, Sword, Pen

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman

Write, Sword, Pen

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Marty Feldman

Comedy, Act, Sodomy

I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
Marty Feldman

Die, Young, Old

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Marty Feldman

Done, Enjoy, While

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Marty Feldman

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
Marty Feldman

Difference, Director, Direct

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Biography

Nationality: English

Born: July 8, 1933

Died: December 2, 1982

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