Louis C. K. Quotes

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
Louis C. K.

Time, Computers, Crazy

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
Louis C. K.

Care, Die, Working

I like all ladies of all different ages.
Louis C. K.

Different, Ladies, Ages

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
Louis C. K.

I love comedians. They're my community.
Louis C. K.

Love, Community, Comedians

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
Louis C. K.

Money, Around, System

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
Louis C. K.

Time, Enough, Looking

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'
Louis C. K.

God, Past, Become

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
Louis C. K.

Done, Through, Reason

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
Louis C. K.

Good, Failure, Try

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
Louis C. K.

School, Thought, Film

I was an awkward kid.
Louis C. K.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
Louis C. K.

Hope, Everything, Wish

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
Louis C. K.

Work, While, Enjoying

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
Louis C. K.

Political, Comedian

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
Louis C. K.

Why, Often, Sure

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
Louis C. K.

Loved, Boxing, Excited

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
Louis C. K.

Tell, Baby, Soccer

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
Louis C. K.

Humor, Lost, Sense

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
Louis C. K.

Life, Hard, Away

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
Louis C. K.

Kids, Fathers, Medal

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
Louis C. K.

Put, Guy, Telling

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Louis C. K.

Positive, Laugh, Talk

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.
Louis C. K.

Show, Expensive, Easier

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
Louis C. K.

Hard, Thoughts, Material

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: September 2, 1967

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