Louis C. K. Quotes

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
Louis C. K.

Men, Gay, Through

I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.'
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Hate, Idea, Stop

I don't have a brother in real life.
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Life, Real, Brother

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Growing, Awkward, Nerd

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
Louis C. K.

Comedy, Direction, Weird

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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Hate, Simple, Person

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
Louis C. K.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
Louis C. K.

Smile, Kids, Lunch

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.
Louis C. K.

Marriage, Mother, Father

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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Hurt, Everybody, Name

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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Great, Smart, Long

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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Stranger, Bit, Anytime

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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Sports, Writing, Comedy

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
Louis C. K.

Work, Good, Great

Everything that people say is testable.
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For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.
Louis C. K.

Life, Money, Live

I could never sit down and write jokes.
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Down, Write, Jokes

I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'
Louis C. K.

Body, Definitely

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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Boxing, Actually, Train

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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Kids, Times, Terms

I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
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Show, Actor, Bum

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
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Funny, Movies, Jesus

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
Louis C. K.

Try, Sense, Talk

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
Louis C. K.

Laugh, Else, Mad

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
Louis C. K.

Movies, Crazy, Stuff

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: September 2, 1967

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